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Next time as tha sat next to thi missus,
Teck a good look at her, anatomicalleee.
Cos, what tha knows as tha’s got two of,
Tha can be sure as she’s got three!
Its invisible, tha waint find it,
Its baffled all medical checks.
But it’s theer or'rate, and its
Watching every move as tha mecks!!
Just experiment, and pull faces behind her back,
She’ll be on to thee straight away.
Its tuned to your bodily vibrations,
And guided by a mysterious X-ray!
It can see round tellywag poles,
And can penetrate through bricks and mortar,
And distance is no barrier at all,
If tha doin’ summat as tha shouldn’t oughta.!
Its an organ that grows more powerful,
The longer that tha’s been wed.
You can’t dodge it, can’t fool or mislead it,
It’s the eye in the back of her head.!!
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