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A selection of poems and ditties
from the pen of J R Booker..
Latterly of High Street and
Hyndley Road, Bolsover
and a proud ex-pupil of:
Welbeck Road Infants,
 Bolsover CofE Juniors (The Nats),
and Shirebrook Grammar.

Compiled and published in awe and admiration by younger brother Geoff.

Quid agis medice? -
What’s up Doc?

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This one speaks for itself...

The Nine Ages of Fatherhood

So tiny, so perfect, so georgeous, my little girl.
How can anything so beautiful possibly be half of me?
MY name is on the birth certificate,
It’s in my pocket --- do you want to see??
I
Am
“FATHER”
 
I love you, I burp you, your giggling eyes enchant me,
As I bounce you on my knee,
I hear you first word.  It can’t be!
It is! It is! It’s ME!!
I
Am
“DA-DA”
 
It’s your fourth Christmas, I’ve built you a doll’s house.
Took months, stuck it together with pieces of my heart,
And, I can actually see the funny side,
As you sit there and tear it apart!
I
Am
“DADDY”
 
For a decade, you believe I flew Spitfires,
Knocked out Ali in round eight,
Drove tanks in the Western Desert,
And that Elvis used to be my best mate!
I
Am
“GOD”
 
You don’t laugh anymore when I tickle you,
In fact, you’re more likely to burst into tears.
I’ve not changed – I’m still the same,
My only crime is to age fourteen years!
I
Am
“FATHA”
 
I’m an embarrassment, your personal free taxi,
I know nothing about teenagers at all,
I am a human cash machine,
Much better than that “Hole in the Wall”.
I
Am
“ONLY HIM”
 
You want me to “give you away”?
The most precious thing that I never possessed !
As long as you know, I’m still behind you’
Even though you’ve left to build your own nest.
I
Am
“DAD”
 

Beautiful daughter of my daughter,
You giggle with your eyes, just the same.
A quarter of you is me,
And, now I have a new name.
I
Am
“GRANDAD”
 

What’s with this new generation?
Why can’t I tire you out?
Why is it me that has to go and lay down,
After kicking a football about?
I
Am
“T’OWD MAN”
 

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